There are very few people that I acknowledge as being above me, being that 99% of people of this world are below me. But there is one person that is above everyone in this world, even above Barack Obama, Oprah, and Eminem combined. I came to the realization when I was presented with this evidence of his majesty:

This guy is now my idol. I will strive to be as cool as he is for the rest of my life and have a realistic lifetime goal of being as cool as his big toe on day. Good Luck to me.

-Phil